The crest of the most secluded waterfall in the world cascades over a rocky ledge into a round pool below. It’s crystal blue water bubbles with a white foam where the two bodies of water crash together. As the plunge pool spreads out into its round bowl-like shape, the water stills and spills towards a series of stair-stepping rocks that go on for a mile, or so, until the creek bed sinks into the earth, and calms the ripples of the falls. That’s where the town begins; at the quiet crook of the creek. There the water inches along its banks and follows the goings-on of a place known only to its inhabitants as Cauldron Falls.
Some vampires want to drain your blood. This one wants to drain your property values.
Meet Ronald Bitterhump: spray tanned vampire, failed resort developer, and owner of the world's most tragic comb-over. His dream? Transform sleepy Cauldron Falls into "Fangtasia Falls"—a luxury vampire spa where the undead can get facials and work on their tans. (Yes, really.)
His secret weapon? Tandy Keyes, a magically-challenged realtor who couldn't light a candle with a flamethrower but can spot a commission opportunity from three counties away. Armed with business cards reading "Vampire Real Estate Queen" and a vision board covered in glitter, Tandy's ready to sell out her entire town for a corner office and eternal commission rights.
Standing in their way: Honey Hadwin and her long-lost sister Maisie (plus Bartie, a sarcastic British bat with strong opinions about Ronald's fashion choices), one very competent detective, and Vlad Marcum—a vampire hunter who talks like a theme park pirate and carries enough stakes to build a fence.
When the blood moon rises and Ronald arrives with his coven of discount vampires, he's about to discover that magical water doesn't appreciate being turned into a spa treatment—and that nothing ruins an evil scheme quite like a really, really bad hair day.
Featuring: vampire spray tan disasters, weaponized real estate enthusiasm, and the most embarrassing supernatural invasion in magical history.
Hold on to your pointy hats! When another suspicious death rocks the normally uneventful town of Cauldron Falls, Inspector Roam O'Reilly and amateur sleuth Honey Hadwin grab their magnifying glasses and get to work. These supernatural super-sleuths question shady townsfolk like Sally Swanton, the swooning newspaper gossip whose addiction to pie may be her downfall. A dramatic herbologist's knowledge of poison also lands him high on the suspect list. And what's with the mysterious new professor who may have secrets of his own?
Honey and Roam untangle a wicked web of schemes, dreams, and overgrown veggies in their quest for the truth. As the intrepid investigators uncover clues from creepy, candlelit lairs to enchanted apple orchards, they must act fast to stop the bad apple. But will they be able to sniff out the culprit before anyone else gets poisoned? Get ready for twists, turns, and a hilarious troll as Honey and Roam crack the case in The Bitterness of Bad Apples!
When the baddest witch in Cauldron falls loses her head, it's up to Chief Inspector Roam O'Reilly and a witch with a movie-like memory, Honey Hadwin, to discover the real baddie about town. Everyone is a suspect. Everyone has something to hide. Even in the magical world, there are some things magic can't unravel, like a good who done it. Murders have to be solved the old-fashioned way, with skill, observation, evidence and confessions. Will Roam and Honey get their baddie before their baddie gets someone else? It's a Cauldron Falls cozy mystery!
Panther Shifter Roam O'Reilly lives a quiet life in Cauldron Falls, a witch and familiar dominated village buried deep in the woods, away from the human world. He and a crew of other animal Shifters have long been the protecting of the village from intruders and evil. But when an oddball witch, named Gloria Pendlebury, casts a spell that uncovers a truly evil witch, someone gets murdered, a few folks fall in love, and everyone gets involved. Come along on this wild ride, you really never know where it might end up!
Honey Hadwin is a witch with a weird talent. Her memories play like movies in her mind. She never thought that would become a handy skill until a murder takes place. Trying to protect her friend Gloria, Honey exposes her talent, and her heart, to help Chief Inspector Roam O'Reilly solve Cauldron Falls' first murder and save the town from the oddest enchantment ever.
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